The Lost Autograph

It was a cold day in the Pittsburgh when all of a Green Bay Packers napkin left over hit the Steelers Safety right in the face. This happened right after the Steelers lost the Super Bowl to the Green Bay Packers. As he went into his car the battery was dead and he needed to find someone who could give him a jump to start his car. This was a normal everyday life for him because this only happened when the Steelers lost and everyone knows the Steelers always lose.

As soon as troy got home he took a shower to get all of the smell of losing out of him. After he was done washing his hair with Troy Polamalacules he cleaned his hair with a Q tip and he dried each strand of his hair with a cotton swab. As he was washing his hair he heard someone break into his house. When he got to his living room he saw that his Aaron Rodger signature that was wrote in colored pencil. He saw a note where the autograph was it read: Dear Troy I guess you have noticed that I have stolen your autograph so I have given you two clues to find your autograph. Here is your first clue: Where can you find your jersey not at home. Troy jumped in his car heading to Heinz field to get the next clue.

As Troy arrived at the field he went to his locker to see a note right on his lockers hook. He opened it and it said: Now that you have found your last clue I will tell you where I am so you can get your autograph back. I am located n the place where failure is always around. Right then Troy knew where to go he took a plane to Philadelphia to go to Citizen Bank Park where the Phillies he went into the locker room to see a mysterious dark figure. Troy walked up to him to see it was Roy Halladay who stole his autograph. Troy said "I found you now you have to give me my autograph back." Roy said "How about a trade you give me a strand of your hair for the autograph." Troy accepted the deal he cut a strand of but as he did all of his hair fell off and he was bald. Even though Troy got his auto graph back he still lost his hair and now he does not have the best hair in the NFL that belongs to Tom Brady.